MBCE Posted June 3, 2009 Share Posted June 3, 2009 Happy B-day to the man that makes this all possible. Keep up the great work and enjoy your day! Link to comment
Lord Fell Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 (13:27:21) Moira: the biggest ones are 39 inches (13:27:42) Electra: Let's see, Stesha can up that by two size categories... (13:27:45) Moira: er 47 (13:28:25) Moira: so, 4 feet tall (13:28:34) Ecalsneerg: MADNESS (13:28:36) ShaenTheBrain: Must...resist...penis jokes...be strong... Link to comment
Sandman XI Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Gonna take you back to the past! 2008.09.27 - 22:55:46 Sandman_XI: Van Wilder is... Deadpool 2008.09.27 - 22:55:49 Rei: Darkness one. 2008.09.27 - 22:56:07 Warmonger: yeha so i figure their going ot go with the actualy funny deadpool 2008.09.27 - 22:56:23 Warmonger: insted of the muscles on top of his eyeballs deadpool 2008.09.27 - 22:56:43 Warmonger: or the whole bunch of little pockests and huge guns deadpool 2008.09.27 - 22:57:06 Sandman_XI: pouces on his HUEG GUNS! 2008.09.27 - 22:57:14 Sandman_XI: pouches* 2008.09.27 - 22:57:21 Sandman_XI: huge* 2008.09.27 - 22:57:28 Sandman_XI: I cant type :| 2008.09.27 - 22:57:31 Warmonger: dman why didn't I think of that? 2008.09.27 - 22:57:48 Warmonger: Rob Leifield has new character to create now 2008.09.27 - 22:57:49 Rei: I'm preying Runaways comes out and does well. That way we get a sequel with Victor and Xavin. 2008.09.27 - 22:57:53 Warr: 1 more post. 2008.09.27 - 22:57:55 Warr: >_> 2008.09.27 - 22:57:56 Rei: praying* 2008.09.27 - 22:58:02 Warmonger: THe Pouch Gun kid. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:02 Sandman_XI: 1 mire post also! 2008.09.27 - 22:58:07 Sandman_XI: 2008.09.27 - 22:58:07 Warr: And then I get 3 PP. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:12 Warmonger: Runaways is goign to be a movie. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:17 Warr: And yes, I totally want a runaways movie coming. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:24 Warr: Especially if it can get a sequel. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:25 Rei: It is. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:27 Warmonger: Isn't that like SMallville? 2008.09.27 - 22:58:31 Rei: Creator BKV is set to write it. 2008.09.27 - 22:58:43 Rei: Huh> 2008.09.27 - 22:58:55 Warmonger: no nevermind me 2008.09.27 - 22:58:59 Sandman_XI: Gunpouch Black or Gunpouch Blood, think more EXTREEEEEME 2008.09.27 - 22:59:16 Warmonger: Gunpouch murder? 2008.09.27 - 22:59:28 Warmonger: Gunpouch X: Blood. 2008.09.27 - 22:59:35 Rei: I just want to see Skrulls in live-action. 2008.09.27 - 22:59:39 Sandman_XI: Oh, yeah! forgot the X 2008.09.27 - 23:00:22 Warmonger: Gunpouch X: BLood; Payback's a bitch! 2008.09.27 - 23:01:04 Warmonger: Jack Slade is a loose canon cop, who plays by his own rules. 2008.09.27 - 23:01:25 Sandman_XI: Then when he's cancelled after 2 issues, ten years down the road Gunpouch X: Murderblood, the ten year bloodiversery! 2008.09.27 - 23:01:37 Warmonger: They killed his wife, they killed his children, they kileld his do. They should have kille dhim too! 2008.09.27 - 23:01:56 Sandman_XI: But he killed them HARDER 2008.09.27 - 23:02:01 Warmonger: Now this time its personal. 2008.09.27 - 23:02:45 Warmonger: Mobster: I want that cop DEAD.! You hear me DEAD! 2008.09.27 - 23:03:11 Warmonger: Commisoner: DMan it jack I can't protect you this time! 2008.09.27 - 23:03:26 Sandman_XI: GPX: *snappy oneliner* *shoots someone* 2008.09.27 - 23:03:46 Warmonger: PX: LEt see if you cna fly. 2008.09.27 - 23:04:04 Sandman_XI: GPX: *snappy oneliner* *disappears while commish is not looking* 2008.09.27 - 23:04:48 Warmonger: Crook: You can't do this. Your a Cop! 2008.09.27 - 23:05:19 Sandman_XI: GPX: Yeah but you aint *fire* 2008.09.27 - 23:05:50 Warmonger: Lol we can do this movie 2008.09.27 - 23:06:45 Warr: >_> 2008.09.27 - 23:07:30 Sandman_XI: The movie is written by Frank Miller 2008.09.27 - 23:07:57 Warmonger: I've got a whole library of cheesy 80-90s action movies to pull on. 2008.09.27 - 23:08:54 Sandman_XI: of course it wont be half as EXTREEEEME as the comic. PG-13 pulls in the kids money 2008.09.27 - 23:09:25 Warmonger: that is true 2008.09.27 - 23:09:31 Warmonger: maybe we need acg sidkick 2008.09.27 - 23:09:37 Warmonger: a CG sidekick 2008.09.27 - 23:09:47 Warmonger: you know to conect with today's yout 2008.09.27 - 23:10:17 Warmonger: but he'll be a depressed alchololic 2008.09.27 - 23:10:48 Sandman_XI: Who learns to care after CG sidekick is killed off screen 2008.09.27 - 23:11:00 Sandman_XI: oh, you mean the side kick 2008.09.27 - 23:11:42 Warmonger: What were you thinking of a love intrest? 2008.09.27 - 23:12:00 Warmonger: She would not be allowed to be anatomically correct. 2008.09.27 - 23:12:12 Sandman_XI: I was thinking the CG sidekick would be all like: Yo GPX homey Gfunk dawg! Less go buss some bad guys 2008.09.27 - 23:12:27 Sandman_XI: 6'6 and 100 pounds she'd be 2008.09.27 - 23:12:36 Sandman_XI: the love interest 2008.09.27 - 23:13:03 Warmonger: Ahh of course the rap sidekick, who just doesn get these "jive turkeys". 2008.09.27 - 23:13:36 Sandman_XI: played by LL Cool J is another flat performance 2008.09.27 - 23:13:54 Warmonger: Yeah she'll shoot him or something and be like "damnit Jack you broke my heart!" 2008.09.27 - 23:14:10 Sandman_XI: The love interest doesnt appear in the movie, to much rape and blood involved with her character in the comic 2008.09.27 - 23:14:30 Warmonger: No that is the wife. 2008.09.27 - 23:14:41 Warmonger: ITs the wife that htey kill and/or rape. 2008.09.27 - 23:15:30 Warmonger: The new love itnrest is the only witness of the vilain's killing spree. 2008.09.27 - 23:15:43 Warmonger: So what about the villain thouhg? 2008.09.27 - 23:16:03 Sandman_XI: The villain is a mistunderstood madman 2008.09.27 - 23:16:04 Warmonger: Is he goign to be the fat capitalist or the foreiegn drug lord? 2008.09.27 - 23:16:29 Sandman_XI: He just wants to genocide said race from the world because they're the real evil 2008.09.27 - 23:17:27 Warmonger: WWLD? 2008.09.27 - 23:17:34 Warmonger: What would leifiled do? 2008.09.27 - 23:17:43 Sandman_XI: And since Jack is one of said race He has to die 2008.09.27 - 23:18:46 Sandman_XI: Of course the villain is working for the government 2008.09.27 - 23:18:54 Warmonger: Ahh now your tlaking 2008.09.27 - 23:19:01 Warmonger: and we need ninjas 2008.09.27 - 23:19:03 Warmonger: lots of ninjas 2008.09.27 - 23:19:24 Sandman_XI: the love interest is the leader of a ninja clan 2008.09.27 - 23:19:57 Warmonger: and for some reaosn he as to kill all of them... with a knife 2008.09.27 - 23:20:27 Warmonger: no! with a wrist watch 2008.09.27 - 23:20:38 Sandman_XI: A knife with pouches and a wristwatch 2008.09.27 - 23:20:48 Sandman_XI: merchendise! 2008.09.27 - 23:21:19 Warmonger: My god its brillaint. 2008.09.27 - 23:21:36 Warmonger: and we'll have some 11 year-old malaysian girl make it for 30 cents an hour. 2008.09.27 - 23:22:01 Sandman_XI: he kills all said ninjas except for the love interest who is part of Jack's race and they know it! and they go do violent nookie 2008.09.27 - 23:22:17 Sandman_XI: profit! 2008.09.27 - 23:22:24 Warmonger: yes he klls them with his shirt off 2008.09.27 - 23:22:34 FreedomBot: Angelica logs into the Chat. 2008.09.27 - 23:22:49 Sandman_XI: aloha 2008.09.27 - 23:22:51 Warmonger: and we foudn out that he was a member of super secret black ops anti-terrorist group 2008.09.27 - 23:22:52 Angelica: Coffee... now... *grrr* 2008.09.27 - 23:22:59 Rei: Hey. 2008.09.27 - 23:23:01 Warmonger: where he learned to kill 2008.09.27 - 23:23:06 Warmonger: hey 2008.09.27 - 23:23:13 Warmonger: we need some help with our movie 2008.09.27 - 23:23:14 Sandman_XI: who kicked jack out after he learned too much 2008.09.27 - 23:23:24 Sandman_XI: no, comic first 2008.09.27 - 23:23:25 Warr: Boring. 2008.09.27 - 23:23:40 Angelica: looks at the few pieces of conversation before logging on... "Do I really wanna know?" 2008.09.27 - 23:23:41 Warmonger: yes that will make it easier to push the toy 2008.09.27 - 23:23:47 Sandman_XI: everything good is cut out of the movie 2008.09.27 - 23:24:07 Warmonger: and the lunch pails 2008.09.27 - 23:24:44 Warr: You don't, Angelica 2008.09.27 - 23:24:54 Sandman_XI: Gun Pouch X: Blood! Written and drawn by Rob Liefeld 2008.09.27 - 23:25:03 Sandman_XI: Movie by Frank Miller 2008.09.27 - 23:25:10 Warmonger: now all he needs is agun that is clearly not ergonomically designed with humans in mind 2008.09.27 - 23:25:26 Warmonger: the fabled Gunpuch 2008.09.27 - 23:25:33 Warmonger: Gun Pouch 2008.09.27 - 23:26:16 Warmonger: The X-J89 Gunpouch Domination Weapon 2008.09.27 - 23:26:20 Sandman_XI: And that is twice as big as he is, which is like shaq ig he were a bodybuilder with muscles The mscles duke the muscles! 2008.09.27 - 23:26:47 Sandman_XI: (liefeld loves mucles) 2008.09.27 - 23:26:54 Sandman_XI: muscles even 2008.09.27 - 23:27:04 Warmonger: but no feet 2008.09.27 - 23:27:09 Warmonger: Leifled doesn't draw feet 2008.09.27 - 23:27:14 Angelica: Ohh? A movie by Frank Miller? I hope it's as dark, gory and bloody as Sin City and 300. o.o 2008.09.27 - 23:27:29 Warmonger: also our guys needs to have pencil thin ankles that couldn't possibley support his weight 2008.09.27 - 23:27:33 Sandman_XI: but it has to be pg-13 to get the kid's money 2008.09.27 - 23:28:04 Sandman_XI: and a torso (with muscles) that i twice the size of his legs 2008.09.27 - 23:28:04 Warmonger: lol its not a serious movies just a bad joke that we've been draggin out 2008.09.27 - 23:28:15 Angelica: Bah, the kid's see it anyway, besides they are in need of a good dose of reality. 2008.09.27 - 23:28:16 Warmonger: He needs to have muscles on his nipples. 2008.09.27 - 23:28:37 Warr: Lol. 2008.09.27 - 23:28:47 Warr: Movies about superheroes having reality? 2008.09.27 - 23:28:48 Warr: Psha. 2008.09.27 - 23:28:52 Warmonger: Reality shall have nothing to do with our film. 2008.09.27 - 23:29:36 Warmonger: Onlly testestosterone soaked gun, shooting firl loving, boat crashing, Can I geta hell yeah!, american cinema 2008.09.27 - 23:29:44 Sandman_XI: Aw, I was designing everything that would be cut out of the movie 2008.09.27 - 23:30:29 Warmonger: Oh yeah thats right I keep forgetting its comic first. 2008.09.27 - 23:30:47 Warmonger: We should then hadn the script over to Uwe Boll. 2008.09.27 - 23:30:55 Sandman_XI: 2008.09.27 - 23:30:59 Warmonger: and wait to roll in the jack 2008.09.27 - 23:31:03 Sandman_XI: Uwe Boll AND Frank Miller 2008.09.27 - 23:31:14 Warmonger: Haha 2008.09.27 - 23:31:27 Warmonger: my god would there be room in the studio for both those egos. 2008.09.27 - 23:31:40 Angelica: As long as you're not going all Power-Girly. 2008.09.27 - 23:31:53 Warmonger: whtas power girly? 2008.09.27 - 23:32:07 Sandman_XI: No, we already established the love interest 2008.09.27 - 23:32:13 Warmonger: oh you mean like power girl 2008.09.27 - 23:32:30 Warmonger: no she is too strong for our protagonist 2008.09.27 - 23:32:40 Warr: ME and Rei are making a publishing company IC. 2008.09.27 - 23:32:42 Warmonger: he needs a damsal in distrest 2008.09.27 - 23:32:48 Sandman_XI: The love interest is a leader of a ninja clan that is sent to murder GPX 2008.09.27 - 23:33:02 Warr: 'Red Ronin' 2008.09.27 - 23:33:12 Sandman_XI: He kills all the nionjas with a knife that has pouches and a wrist watch 2008.09.27 - 23:33:25 Warmonger: with his shirt off 2008.09.27 - 23:33:31 Sandman_XI: But leaves her, because she is a member of his race 2008.09.27 - 23:34:22 Sandman_XI: His race is in the midst of being genocided by the villain who knows that his race is truely evil 2008.09.27 - 23:34:40 Angelica: Yeah, Power Girl started out in the first comic as an ordinary girl with super powers. One of these were inflation of her bosom, so over the next issues her bra-size grew considerably. o.o 2008.09.27 - 23:34:53 Sandman_XI: The villain also works for the government who sent the ninjas to kill GPX 2008.09.27 - 23:35:03 Warmonger: lol and all superman got was bunch of new powers 2008.09.27 - 23:35:13 Rei: Says you. 2008.09.27 - 23:35:33 Warmonger: she got a whole new wardrobe and some super back aches 2008.09.27 - 23:35:41 Sandman_XI: Oh yeah, the love interest is 6'6 and 100 pounds 2008.09.27 - 23:36:14 Sandman_XI: bust she's still not as HUGE as GPX 2008.09.27 - 23:37:04 Warmonger: She is goign ot have abick rack though 2008.09.27 - 23:37:13 Warmonger: I mean did you see those 90s comis? 2008.09.27 - 23:37:20 Sandman_XI: where you think the 100pounds is stored mostly? 2008.09.27 - 23:37:40 Warr: And she'll survive getting hit by a baseball bat, right? 2008.09.27 - 23:37:44 Warr: Lol. 2008.09.27 - 23:38:04 Sandman_XI: yes, because she's EXTREEEEME 2008.09.27 - 23:38:12 Warmonger: of course she is ninja 2008.09.27 - 23:38:14 Warr: 'Red Ronin, proud publisher of Superhero Stories, Comic Books, and Role playing Games based on superheroes.' 2008.09.27 - 23:38:29 Warr: 'No, relation to the villain of the same name.' 2008.09.27 - 23:38:31 Warmonger: and her costume pouches will abosorb most of the dmaage 2008.09.27 - 23:38:43 Warmonger: sounds familiar... 2008.09.27 - 23:38:55 Sandman_XI: unless it comes to the part were she's being taken away, then she's helpless, and GPX must go and find her and the villain 2008.09.27 - 23:39:42 Sandman_XI: The more pouches the closer to God 2008.09.27 - 23:39:44 Warr: *Blows up the writing studio for Gunpouch X: The Movie* 2008.09.27 - 23:40:03 Sandman_XI: Blow up rob liefeld too 2008.09.27 - 23:40:04 Warmonger: actives pouh escape pod 2008.09.27 - 23:40:29 Warr: *Decapitates life pod and rob Liefield* 2008.09.27 - 23:40:30 Sandman_XI: cause rob is gonna write it into EXTREEEME comic for first 2008.09.27 - 23:40:30 Warr: There. 2008.09.27 - 23:40:44 Warmonger: there is no need to destory the studio 2008.09.27 - 23:40:51 Warr: Yes there is/. 2008.09.27 - 23:40:53 Warmonger: we are going ot hadn the script to Uwe Boll 2008.09.27 - 23:41:00 Warmonger: that should kill it pretty good 2008.09.27 - 23:41:02 Sandman_XI: AND Frank Miller Link to comment
quotemyname Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 HAPPY FRIGGEN BIRTHDAY!!! Link to comment
Warmonger Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Happy Birthday. One more year and you will be ready for the big leagues. :mrgreen: Link to comment
MBCE Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Happy birthday! I hope it's a good one for you. Link to comment
Geez3r Posted July 28, 2009 Share Posted July 28, 2009 (14:30:24) Geez3r: remember this explosion was accidental, when Malice blows something up on purpose... >:-D (14:30:58) Ecalsneerg: Accidental? (14:31:14) Geez3r: and remember in the post prior, Malice mentioned that he had designed a gun specifically to combat DS (14:31:14) Ecalsneerg: I strapped a detonator to an explosive arrow and threw it in your ammo dump (14:31:22) Warmonger: It should be like. "Malice you have an incredible gift. With your mind you could do such for humanity. Be the champion you were meant to be." (14:31:33) Geez3r: but you didn't intend to bring the building down (14:31:30) FreedomBot: Error: Connection status: 0 (14:31:34) Warmonger: Then Malice says" Yeah but I don't like you." (14:31:44) Warmonger: BOOOOM! (14:31:48) Cyroa: ;) Link to comment
Avalon Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Congrats on surviving another year! :P Link to comment
Warmonger Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Happy birthday. My man. Man. Link to comment
Heritage Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Belated thanks for all the birthday love, guys! :D Link to comment
quotemyname Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 HAPPY FRIGGEN BIRTHDAY!!! Link to comment
Dr Archeville Posted August 16, 2009 Share Posted August 16, 2009 Happy Birfday, a day late! Link to comment
N/A Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 (22:27:14) angrydurf: G'night all (22:27:19) Sandman_XI: aloha (22:27:22) ShaenTheBrain: G'night Durf (22:27:27) Electra: Night Durf (22:27:32) ShaenTheBrain: Wow - Witch & Durf going to bed at the same time. (22:27:36) angrydurf: Have a good trip Electra if we don't see ya (22:27:38) ShaenTheBrain: It is the 7th sign! (22:27:39) Sandman_XI: hm (22:27:50) ShaenTheBrain: Shine black the sun! Shine red the moon! (22:27:51) Sandman_XI: Sandman_XI cues the 70s groove (22:27:55) ShaenTheBrain: The sky shall rain blood and fire! (22:28:05) Sandman_XI: aw yeah (22:28:16) angrydurf: Or you know we're going to have maritials (22:28:26) ShaenTheBrain: Cats and dogs will do unspeakable things to each other, under the auspices of federally-recognized civil unions! (22:28:31) Sandman_XI: bowchicka! (22:28:37) Electra: Have fun! =D (22:28:41) ShaenTheBrain: And there will come a reckoning. (22:28:42) angrydurf: Night all (22:28:43) ShaenTheBrain: And cake. (22:28:50) ShaenTheBrain: Cake and Reckoning. Link to comment
N/A Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 (22:31:22) Electra: This hat I'm making is very cute, and very small. I wish I didn't need four needles for it, though. I can't reliably handle that many .=P (22:31:47) Sandman_XI: d'awwww (22:31:50) ShaenTheBrain: If there's one thing I learned in prison, it's how to handle needles. (22:36:28) ShaenTheBrain: Only 3 of us left in the chatroom. (22:36:44) ShaenTheBrain: Just remember - you're not trapped in here with me. I'm trapped in here with YOU. (22:37:00) ShaenTheBrain: No, wait. I mean...dammit. (22:37:24) Electra: I can only comment between needles. (22:37:49) ShaenTheBrain: And that's what we'll call you from now on - "Needles." (22:39:12) ShaenTheBrain: Now we all have prison nicknames - "Needles," "The Sandman," and "The Brain." (22:39:48) ShaenTheBrain: Which makes it sound like Electra's the user, Wesley's the dealer, and I'm the one who launders the cash afterward. (22:40:12) Electra: I do spend more than I can afford on my habit. (22:40:15) Sandman_XI: >.> Link to comment
N/A Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 (14:50:08) ShaenTheBrain: But as you've proven, even Autofire 1 can be very, very effective. (14:50:30) Geez3r: Blast 12 Extras: Autofire x3 Flaws: Full Round, Distracting (14:50:40) ShaenTheBrain: The skipping-from-target-to-target application is less effective. That -2 Attack per target HURTS. Better to just use a Targeted Area AP. (14:50:51) Geez3r: yep (14:50:59) Geez3r: which is why Malice has shapable area (14:51:38) ShaenTheBrain: I love that Targeted Shapeable Area AP on PL14 Malice's cannon. "SIXTY-FIVE TEN FOOT CUBES OF DEATH!!!" (14:51:40) Geez3r: i would give him a larger boom type of effect, but he sees himself as a hero and unnecessary collateral damage is a no-no (14:52:19) ShaenTheBrain: Yeah. As Arrowhawk has demonstrated, only villains create unnecessary collateral damage. (14:52:23) ShaenTheBrain: Wait...what? (14:52:32) Geez3r: heh Link to comment
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