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(23:26:36) Sandman_XI: i just cant go from 26 inches to 10 inches

(23:27:04) Gizmo: Ha!

(23:27:22) Electra: Well, it's not the size, it's what you can do with it.

(23:27:29) Geez3r: that's what she said

(23:27:40) Geez3r: also shaen, totally saved that pic

(23:27:52) ShaenTheBrain: Electra is a lying liar who tells LIES.

(23:28:20) Electra: Yes, but what's your point?

(23:28:48) Sorus: Heh

(23:28:56) Sandman_XI: anything smaller than a ruler makes me sad :(

(23:29:18) Sorus: Uh

(23:29:24) Sorus: Not touching that one.

(23:29:32) Sandman_XI: heck, "normal screens" are what, 19 inches?

(23:29:37) Electra sporfles

(23:29:37) Avalon: rofl

(23:30:05) Electra sees what Sorus did there

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(15:58:31) Geez3r: oh, heritage, did you ever do red queen's updates?

(15:59:00) ShaenTheBrain: Yeah, he submitted them, and I applied them.

(15:59:02) Heritage: yesI did, and they were completly ignored in char edits! :(

(15:59:09) Heritage: oops, I did not see that!

(15:59:11) ShaenTheBrain: They were not.

(15:59:16) Heritage: sorry, Shaen!

(15:59:17) Gizmo: Ha!

(15:59:22) Geez3r: thank you Shaen!

(15:59:38) Heritage: teaches me to mouth off before checking the site

(15:59:58) ShaenTheBrain might have to show Heritage the back of his hand

(16:00:32) Heritage: sorry, my car has no brakes right now so I've been walkinhg everywhere, and all the excercise has apparently made me loop[y and rude

(16:01:16) ShaenTheBrain The back of Shaen's hand cares not for the petty concerns of mortal men

(16:03:37) quotemyname: Shaen, what is the back of your hand's opinion on the existence of an afterlife, then?

(16:04:20) ShaenTheBrain To the back of Shaen's hand, there is no "life," nor "death," but only slapping

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(2010.05.08 - 00:17:07) AvengerAssembled: keeps hearing the FPoBA song when he goes to the West End

(2010.05.08 - 00:17:48) Gizmo: :|

(2010.05.08 - 00:18:15) AvengerAssembled: In West Freedom-elphia born and raised!

(2010.05.08 - 00:18:42) Gizmo: In a fencing match is were I spent most of my days?

(2010.05.08 - 00:19:41) AvengerAssembled: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And fencin' some bad guys outside after school

(2010.05.08 - 00:20:27) Gizmo: When a couple a guys, they were up to no good, started selling Max in my neighbourhood!

(2010.05.08 - 00:21:24) AvengerAssembled: I got in one little fight and Grimalkin got scared! She said "You need to talk about your feelings with me in my lair!"

(2010.05.08 - 00:22:46) Gizmo: So I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said MAVERIC and it took a cowboy to steer!

(2010.05.08 - 00:23:58) AvengerAssembled: If anything, I could say that this cab was real slick, so I thought "Yeah, let's hit it! Yo, home to drink beer!"

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(18:50:42) Gizmo: Didn't Avenger already notice Jack, AA?

(18:51:33) AvengerAssembled: D'oh!

(18:51:34) AvengerAssembled: So he did.

(18:51:37) AvengerAssembled: Sorry about that.

(18:51:50) AvengerAssembled: Teach me not to pay attention.

(18:52:23) ShaenTheBrain: Why? You already have a natural talent for it.

(18:52:24) Gizmo: Won't somebody think of the drug dealers in the warehouse?!

(18:52:36) AvengerAssembled: Avenger will not. Though he might belatedly. ;)

(18:53:16) Gizmo: Man... you're gonna make Jack go get them, aren't you?

(18:53:59) AvengerAssembled: Or they could communicate with each other in the fight. ;)

(18:54:06) ShaenTheBrain: "Pair of Jacks beats any hand."

(18:54:21) ShaenTheBrain: (That's right - I went there.)

(18:54:29) AvengerAssembled: There we go, fixed that post. Avenger actually respects JoAB's competence. :D

(18:54:35) AvengerAssembled: "Pair of Jacks beats...ACE!?!"

(18:54:38) AvengerAssembled: Now there's an idea.

(18:55:08) Gizmo: What a couple of jokers you guys are.

(18:55:10) Geez3r: heh

(18:55:11) AvengerAssembled: "We realized the pun and had to live it. Now hold still and take your beating, Danger."

(18:55:38) ShaenTheBrain: If we cross over with the Marvel universe, you could say "Pair of Jacks always beats The Hand."

(18:56:07) AvengerAssembled: Or if we fight Hellqueen!

(18:56:08) Gizmo: That's terrible, Shaen; you should shuffle off in shame.

(18:57:18) ShaenTheBrain: Oh, I'm ashamed alright. My face is a-flush.

(18:57:42) Gizmo: Argh, I'm going to send you up the river!

(18:57:57) Gizmo: If I don't just deck you first!

(18:57:58) AvengerAssembled: Where you'll GO FISH!

(18:58:45) ShaenTheBrain: Wait, wait. Let me get this straight...

(18:58:50) Gizmo: Hmm, Batman has Alfred, Iron Man has Jarvis... Avenger needs to get himself an old maid!

(18:59:25) Gizmo: She'll quit if he tries to poke 'er with his fangs, though.

(18:59:29) AvengerAssembled: All these puns inspire me to look up the rules for draw and stud poker!

(18:59:54) ShaenTheBrain: JackB is terrible at doing laundry. He doesn't even know when to hold the clothes, much less when to fold 'em.

(19:00:12) Geez3r: "(21:58:50) Gizmo: Hmm, Batman has Alfred, Iron Man has Jarvis... Avenger needs to get himself an old maid!" Gizmo up'd the ante with that one

(19:00:13) Electra puts you all on ignore

(19:00:54) Sorus: hahaha

(19:00:56) Gizmo: Geez, that's the pot calling the kettle black, isn't it?

(19:00:59) ShaenTheBrain: But that's OK. JackB can just give his sister a ring. Because if there's one thing he knows how to do, it's call.

(19:01:08) Electra cannot dole out the necessary beatings with her hands full

(19:01:35) Geez3r: yeah, be nice. Electra's dealing with a full house right now.

(19:01:48) Gizmo: He gets it from his father. He's a real chip of the old block.

(19:01:52) ShaenTheBrain: And she's doing a great job. Let's give her a hand.

(19:02:21) Sorus: ...

(19:02:26) Sorus: Wow, just wow.

(19:02:39) Gizmo: (Maybe Avenger's old maid is his Auntie...)

(19:03:27) ShaenTheBrain: C'mon, Sorus. What's the big deal?

(19:04:10) Geez3r: I guess he can't buy in to all these poker puns

(19:04:40) Gizmo: If I don't stop soon, just hit me.

(19:04:52) Sorus: I just didn't expect you guys to go all in.

(19:05:25) ShaenTheBrain: I can't handle this anymore. I need some gin.

(19:05:34) Geez3r: I would Gizmo, but I'm over 21.

(19:05:45) Gizmo: I guess this type of humor just doesn't suit you?

(19:06:03) ShaenTheBrain: My hearts not in it.

(19:06:07) Geez3r: He'll club you for that one.

(19:06:39) Electra: There we go, hands are free.

(19:06:46) Electra doles out the beatings

(19:07:10) Gizmo: Quick! Bribe her with a diamond!

(19:07:14) Sorus: You lot are terrible.

(19:07:25) AvengerAssembled: I still remember when I played Texas Hold 'Em with Electra's folks. They took card games a lot more seriously than my folks did.

(19:07:33) ShaenTheBrain: Electra! Your baby! See it and raise!

(19:07:47) Sorus: Heh

(19:07:58) Gizmo: Haha, and there's the winner.

(19:08:00) AvengerAssembled: That was the first time my father-in-law swore at me. But not the last.

(19:09:32) Geez3r: So I guess continuing is not in the cards?

(19:09:54) Geez3r: If we keep this up, we're gonna get decked

(19:10:46) Gizmo: Already used that one, Geez. No doubling up.

(19:10:52) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs out of the Chat.

(19:11:32) Electra: AA is deliberately terrible at poker.

(19:11:51) Sorus: Electra isn't afraid to call a spade a spade.

(19:12:01) Electra: Oh god, not you too.

(19:12:15) Gizmo: Maybe we should just cut out losses.

(19:12:25) Geez3r: Sorus had one more up his sleeve

(19:12:26) Sorus: I'm out.

(19:12:54) Sorus: Later peoples. I will, hopefully, be back in a bit.

(19:12:57) Sorus: If not.. welp

(19:12:57) Geez3r: I think Sorus might be bluffing

(19:13:33) ChatBot: Sorus logs out of the Chat.

(19:13:41) Gizmo: I can't read his, can't read his, no, I can't read his poker face.

(19:13:54) ShaenTheBrain: Nope. Just goes to show - always bet on red.

(19:13:55) Electra: You're chasing everyone away with your inanity!

(19:14:34) Geez3r: but he didn't leave empty handed

(19:17:22) Geez3r: Alright, I think we've played around long enough.

(19:18:48) Geez3r: Before we do anymore puns we better check with Electra first.

(19:19:42) Gizmo: ...these aren't even really puns any more.

(19:20:35) Geez3r: What do you expect when one person's holding all the cards?

(19:20:48) Electra: ...what?

(19:21:00) Geez3r: yeah i'm done

(19:21:12) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs into the Chat.

(19:21:24) Geez3r: guess I wasn't playing with a full deck

(19:21:32) Geez3r: okay, now i'm done.

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(2010.05.08 - 19:21:32) Geez3r: okay, now i'm done.

(2010.05.08 - 19:22:29) Geez3r: good way to kill a half hour if I must say so

(2010.05.08 - 19:22:57) ShaenTheBrain: Should make for damned good reading, too.

(2010.05.08 - 19:23:02) Geez3r: damn, Shaen ninja'd me

(2010.05.08 - 19:23:06) Geez3r: twice!

(2010.05.08 - 19:23:13) AvengerAssembled: Hooray, commemorated!

(2010.05.08 - 19:23:51) ShaenTheBrain: Heh. I actually posted it about 10 minutes ago. Then I kept editing it for as long as you guys kept it going.

(2010.05.08 - 19:25:51) Geez3r: I was doing the same only I didn't submit it

(2010.05.08 - 19:27:41) ShaenTheBrain: How does it feel, Geez3r, always being the Saglieri to my Mozart? :D

(2010.05.08 - 19:28:01) Gizmo: Ooh, obscure composer burn!

(2010.05.08 - 19:28:27) AvengerAssembled: ...do you really want him working on that comparison, Shaen? :D

(2010.05.08 - 19:31:39) ShaenTheBrain: "It was not Shaen that mocked me in the chatroom that night...IT WAS GOD!!!"

(2010.05.08 - 19:32:45) Geez3r: Yeah, I might come back to settle the score

(2010.05.08 - 19:34:04) Gizmo: He's taken your measure now, Geez.

(2010.05.08 - 19:34:32) Gizmo: Music puns are the worst, bar none.

(2010.05.08 - 19:34:33) Geez3r: he beat ya to it huh?

(2010.05.08 - 19:36:14) Gizmo: Timing is the key, alright.

(2010.05.08 - 19:36:20) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs out of the Chat.

(2010.05.08 - 19:36:48) Gizmo: I guess my sharp wit fell flat.

(2010.05.08 - 19:37:00) ChatBot: Electra logs out of the Chat.

(2010.05.08 - 19:37:08) Geez3r: We just can't keep up with your furious tempo

(2010.05.08 - 19:37:30) Geez3r: we might have to give it a rest

(2010.05.08 - 19:38:02) Gizmo: I dunno you staff members are pretty noteworthy.

(2010.05.08 - 19:38:04) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs into the Chat.

(2010.05.08 - 19:38:22) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs out of the Chat.

(2010.05.08 - 19:38:23) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs into the Chat.

(2010.05.08 - 19:38:43) Gizmo: Guys! Stop logging in and out! Compose yourselves!

(2010.05.08 - 19:39:41) ShaenTheBrain: Please stop with the musical puns. I'm asking nicely. Making an overture.

(2010.05.08 - 19:40:02) Gizmo: What, this isn't your forte?

(2010.05.08 - 19:40:39) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled has been logged out (Timeout).

(2010.05.08 - 19:41:07) Geez3r: Do all puns strike such a chord with you Shaen?

(2010.05.08 - 19:41:24) Gizmo: A sour note, so to speak?

(2010.05.08 - 19:41:38) Gizmo: Doing more harmony than good?

(2010.05.08 - 19:42:36) Gizmo: The only way this'll stop is if we band together.

(2010.05.08 - 19:43:08) ShaenTheBrain: I'm about to go jump off a bridge.

(2010.05.08 - 19:43:28) Gizmo: We ought to a-choir some self restraint.

(2010.05.08 - 19:43:47) ShaenTheBrain: Well, of chorus.

(2010.05.08 - 19:44:01) Geez3r: Why? Our performance is well orchestra - ted

(2010.05.08 - 19:44:23) ShaenTheBrain: Sorry, Geez. That one fell flat.

(2010.05.08 - 19:44:43) Geez3r: Hey don't harp on me.

(2010.05.08 - 19:44:45) Gizmo: Don't get all do eyed on mi.

(2010.05.08 - 19:45:23) Gizmo: I don't think I like your tone.

(2010.05.08 - 19:45:40) ShaenTheBrain: let me drink my ti. i had to drive so fa to get it. all the way to la.

(2010.05.08 - 19:46:14) Gizmo: Better mark that one in the ledger.

(2010.05.08 - 19:46:42) ShaenTheBrain: Dammit. Mom got Chinese for dinner. I like the food well enough, but I can't stand chopsticks.

(2010.05.08 - 19:47:23) Geez3r: Well this is drumming up some good conversation

(2010.05.08 - 19:47:27) Gizmo: ...was that an attempt at a minor pun, Shaen?

(2010.05.08 - 19:47:58) Geez3r: I'm afraid it didn't quite fit the tone we're looking for.

(2010.05.08 - 19:48:07) Gizmo: Or am I making a bass-less accusation?

(2010.05.08 - 19:48:38) ShaenTheBrain reaches for his axe

(2010.05.08 - 19:49:01) Gizmo: That one took a major stretch.

(2010.05.08 - 19:49:13) Geez3r: I guess Shaen doesn't like being up staged.

(2010.05.08 - 19:50:27) ShaenTheBrain: I'm gonna chop you up with my axe, and I'm gonna scream "TIMBR!" the whole time.

(2010.05.08 - 19:50:51) Gizmo: I oughta pitch you both off a clef.

(2010.05.08 - 19:51:30) ChatBot: Electra logs into the Chat.

(2010.05.08 - 19:51:31) ShaenTheBrain: This whole conversation is dropping me into a state of fugue

(2010.05.08 - 19:52:13) Geez3r: yeah, I can only chime in with something new every so often.

(2010.05.08 - 19:52:39) ShaenTheBrain: So I'm gonna go to the bathroom and have a movement. While I'm there, I might check my weight on the scale.

(2010.05.08 - 19:53:02) Gizmo: Say, any luck finding a baby sitar, Electra?

(2010.05.08 - 19:53:13) ChatBot: Electra logs out of the Chat.

(2010.05.08 - 19:53:42) Geez3r: I think she's just gonna tune us out.

(2010.05.08 - 19:54:20) Gizmo: There's not much alternative, other than popping us one.

(2010.05.08 - 19:54:41) Gizmo: And there are laws against that in most countries.

(2010.05.08 - 19:55:13) Gizmo: I know, I know: I'm a little punk.

(2010.05.08 - 19:55:32) Geez3r: it's still quite a grunge to hold.

(2010.05.08 - 19:56:07) Gizmo: What can I say, I'm between a rock and a hard place.

(2010.05.08 - 19:56:37) Gizmo: Hey, don't sniff indie-stain!

(2010.05.08 - 19:57:22) ShaenTheBrain: Pardon me. There's someone rapping at my chamber door.

(2010.05.08 - 19:57:49) Gizmo: Better hip-hop to it, then!

(2010.05.08 - 19:58:24) ShaenTheBrain: This is, after all, my house.

(2010.05.08 - 19:58:50) Gizmo: Argh, that one counts on a techno-cality.

(2010.05.08 - 19:59:07) ShaenTheBrain: Your disapproval gives me the blues.

(2010.05.08 - 19:59:21) ShaenTheBrain: It makes me want to tie a rope around my neck and swing.

(2010.05.08 - 19:59:48) Gizmo: Aw, sorry, Shaen! You make me sound like I've got no soul!

(2010.05.08 - 20:00:35) Gizmo: I was just trying to test your metal!

(2010.05.08 - 20:01:53) Gizmo: I didn't mean it as a slur! Don't tie that noose!

(2010.05.08 - 20:02:22) ShaenTheBrain: I'm so filled with rage, I'm about to pop.

(2010.05.08 - 20:02:32) Gizmo: Well, don't fret.

(2010.05.08 - 20:02:40) ShaenTheBrain: Damn. Don't have any rope. If I want to build that noose, then it's ragtime.

(2010.05.08 - 20:03:10) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs into the Chat.

(2010.05.08 - 20:04:35) Gizmo: I'm beginning to think that you're just stringing me along...

(2010.05.08 - 20:04:54) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs out of the Chat.

(2010.05.08 - 20:05:02) Gizmo: I doubt you're brassy enough to go through with it!

(2010.05.08 - 20:06:08) ShaenTheBrain puts on his ModHat

(2010.05.08 - 20:06:38) ShaenTheBrain: OK, we've actually got people who are seriously waiting for us to stop with the puns before they log back in. So get any final shots in now, then I'm shutting this down.

(2010.05.08 - 20:06:43) ShaenTheBrain takes off his ModHat

(2010.05.08 - 20:07:05) Gizmo: Man... you're a real cymbal of authority...

(2010.05.08 - 20:07:26) Gizmo: (And I'm done.)

(2010.05.08 - 20:07:46) ShaenTheBrain: Well-played.

(2010.05.08 - 20:08:03) ChatBot: Electra logs into the Chat.

(2010.05.08 - 20:08:11) Geez3r: yeah I've been done for a while

(2010.05.08 - 20:08:15) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs into the Chat.

(2010.05.08 - 20:09:06) ShaenTheBrain: Something tells me Gizmo could go all night.

(2010.05.08 - 20:09:11) ShaenTheBrain: (And yes, Ladies, he's single.)

(2010.05.08 - 20:09:15) Gizmo regrets nothing.

(2010.05.08 - 20:09:40) Gizmo: The sincerest compliment for a pun is to have people run groaning from the room, after all.

(2010.05.08 - 20:10:25) Gizmo reads a lot of Spider Robinson.

(2010.05.08 - 20:11:18) ShaenTheBrain: Geez, you want to work up the second It Came From The Chatroom post of the day, or should i?

(2010.05.08 - 20:13:13) Geez3r: you can do it

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(14:09:25) Ecalsneerg: But it's Friday night >.>

(14:09:28) quotemyname: So, Shaen, wanna tell me which counts are off?

(14:09:40) ShaenTheBrain: Ask Geez. He hand-counted most of them.

(14:09:52) ShaenTheBrain: Fair enough, Ecal. Fair enough.

(14:09:58) quotemyname: He told me the first page checked out.

(14:10:22) quotemyname: Then he had to sign off halfway through the second

(14:10:40) Ecalsneerg takes his life and RUBS IT IN YOUR FACE

(14:10:54) quotemyname: L_S let me know when you've put your threads up so I can count them

(14:11:04) Ecalsneerg: ... did I just get rejected four times in 60 seconds via text?

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