Raveled Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 (20:40:58) Sandman_XI: or what shaen said (20:41:08) ShaenTheBrain: Goddamned right "what Shaen said." Link to comment
Raveled Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 (15:33:52) ShaenTheBrain: OK, Supercape, there's a stab at your Super-Senses query. (15:34:45) ChatBot: Raveled logs into the Chat. (15:34:49) Raveled dances like a white boy. (15:34:51) ChatBot: Supercape has been logged out (Timeout). Don't flee the knowledge, Cape! Link to comment
GoldenLantern Posted September 1, 2010 Share Posted September 1, 2010 It speaks for itself. Link to comment
Raveled Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 (20:46:42) Dr_Archeville: Behind you! (20:46:48) Raveled: Avenger? (20:47:01) Raveled: No, wait. Avenger's always behind you... (20:47:18) Raveled: Avenger and Divine with the ultimate hook-ups. (20:47:29) Dr_Archeville: Avenger isn't on the Chat. Avenger is the Chart! (20:47:32) Raveled: Good thing being dead or a demi-god eradicated STDs. (20:47:43) Fox: Allies post, in which Dragonfly fails at being pithy. (20:47:51) Dr_Archeville Dead Head says "Actually, you'd be surprised...." (20:47:51) Raveled: Actually, Divine has about twice as many hook-ups. Even if she's not around anymore. (20:47:52) Gizmo: Man, judging by the chart, if Avenger's behind you... y'know what? Nevermind. (20:48:04) Raveled: Giz> Link to comment
quotemyname Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 HAPPY FRIGGEN BIRTHDAY!!! Link to comment
KnightDisciple Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I say old chap, why, happy birthday! Link to comment
N/A Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 (08:42:03) ChatBot: Gizmo logs into the Chat. (08:42:39) Gizmo: Hey, folks. (08:42:39) Ecalsneerg: CANADIAN (08:42:50) Gizmo: SCOT (08:43:08) Ecalsneerg: HIPSTER (08:44:05) Gizmo: DRUNKARD? (08:44:21) Ecalsneerg: APPLE EMPLOYEE (08:44:47) Gizmo: MEAT VENDOR (08:45:13) Ecalsneerg: WORTHLESS DEGREE (08:45:34) Gizmo: MISSPENT YOUTH (08:47:12) Ecalsneerg: OLD MAN (08:47:45) Gizmo: ANGER ISSUES (08:48:35) Ecalsneerg: PROZAC CRUNCHER (09:00:29) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs into the Chat. (09:00:35) AvengerAssembled: Hey all! (09:00:39) AvengerAssembled: Happy Birthday, Ecal! (09:01:32) Gizmo: HISTORY TEACHER ...wait, sorry, reflex. Link to comment
Raveled Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 (15:28:00) Ecalsneerg: It's a much overlooked fact that Dr Archeville isn't ugly (15:28:17) Ecalsneerg: He actually wanders around, hatless, with his long hair flowing like an L'Oreal advert (15:28:19) Gizmo: He's the rock star of (15:28:45) Ecalsneerg: "Because I'm vorth it!" Link to comment
Raveled Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 (16:49:25) rpgronin: I noticed. I was posting and I got the "Hold on, cowboy! There's a new post thar fer yew to re'd!" message (16:49:43) Carces: (16:49:47) Raveled: (16:49:57) Carces: Sorry 'bout that. Thought I'd move forward with introductions (16:50:03) Raveled: You have the Cowboy style? (16:50:34) rpgronin: I... don't really know why I added a vaguely south-western twist to that, but there you go. (16:50:36) Carces: On a steel forum post he rides. Link to comment
tryrar Posted September 28, 2010 Share Posted September 28, 2010 (22:52:07) Gizmo: Trevor needs someone to set the chopper on fire so that, under cover of midnight mist, they just look like another bunch of falling debris. (22:52:53) AvengerAssembled: Mark can do that on command. (22:53:03) Fox isn't sure "set our transportation on fire and crash it into the ground" is usually a good plan. (22:53:13) Gizmo: Yeah, but Mark can do anything on command. (22:53:19) Fox Dragonfly makes a note to get her wings working before she ever goes anywhere with Trevor. (22:53:23) AvengerAssembled: That's what...well. (22:53:26) Gizmo: It's a great plan! (22:53:49) rpgronin: ... until it backfires! Link to comment
tryrar Posted September 29, 2010 Share Posted September 29, 2010 ShaenTheBrain: "(11:01:39) tryrar: but as I've said, I'm not a rules guy" Did somebody say "Rules Guy?" (13:07:25) ChatBot: ShaenTheBrain has been logged out (Timeout). (13:07:34) Raveled: ? (13:07:35) ChatBot: ShaenTheBrain logs into the Chat. (13:08:10) KnightDisciple: Apparently the chat didn't want a Rules Guy around. (13:09:06) KnightDisciple ducks for cover. (13:09:15) Ecalsneerg: Run (13:09:18) Raveled hits KD low. (13:09:24) Ecalsneerg: Shaen's gonna go mental with the paragraphs (13:09:36) Fox: Shaen and Sorus are the only two forces in the universe that can cause ChatBot the emotion known as 'fear'. (13:09:41) Ecalsneerg: I'll try to stall him, but I can't hold him forever (13:10:17) Ecalsneerg: YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS! (13:10:27) Ecalsneerg shoots Shaen in the kneecap with a .45 (13:10:54) KnightDisciple glances around desperately. Sees a convenient F-22 just sitting there ready to take off. "See ya!" (13:12:12) SaintDharma32: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. Link to comment
Fox Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 (19:36:20) AvengerAssembled: See, Anime pics don't bother me. (19:36:27) AvengerAssembled: It's if your character concept was those three girls. (19:36:33) AvengerAssembled: Who all combine to form one giant adult catgirl. (19:36:39) AvengerAssembled: With huge breasts and a miniskirt (19:36:44) AvengerAssembled: Who is still secretly 14 (19:36:51) AvengerAssembled: That I forever. (19:37:01) JackgarPrime: I have the faintest memory of once coming across something like that (19:37:10) JackgarPrime: As in, I think there actually is such a show (19:37:13) tryrar: ....doesn't ring a belll (19:37:16) AvengerAssembled: You think I exaggerate? Gaze into the face of the X-Vault! (19:37:23) AvengerAssembled: If you dare! Link to comment
tryrar Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 (20:00:31) JackgarPrime: A DEVICE WITH DEVICE RANKS! (20:00:41) ShaenTheBrain slaps JackgarPrime across the face, hard (20:00:59) JackgarPrime: BUT WE MUST DO THIS FOR (20:01:07) Gizmo: Heh, you didn't loose the gun, but they disarmed your ammo? (20:01:13) ShaenTheBrain hits JackgarPrime with a rolled-up newspaper. (20:01:19) ShaenTheBrain: No! No! (20:01:28) Fox: Ooh! Ooh! Jackgar: We can make an array of arrays full of devices that contain devices! (20:01:44) ShaenTheBrain holds Fox's face underwater until the bubbles stop (20:01:53) Gizmo: Any they grant Alternate Form arrays! (20:02:04) ShaenTheBrain murders Gizmo's family (20:02:12) JackgarPrime: ITC (20:02:21) Gizmo: ...this seems disproportionate. (20:02:28) trollthumper: YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ARRAYS, SO I CAN PUT A DEVICE IN YOUR ARRAY SO YOU CAN USE A DEVICE WHEN YOU ARRAY (20:02:32) KnightDisciple: (20:02:35) ShaenTheBrain falls out of his chair laughing at Jackgar's linnk (20:03:03) Aoiroo: That's actually illegal in Minnesota. Edited and expanded at request Link to comment
tryrar Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 (22:35:20) rpgronin: Evenin', Arichamus. (22:35:29) tryrar: ...he left (22:35:36) AvengerAssembled: Did he? (22:35:39) AvengerAssembled: Did he!? (22:35:41) rpgronin: Hrm. So he did. (22:35:41) AvengerAssembled: Wait, he did. (22:35:52) rpgronin: I'm getting old! And senile! (22:36:08) rpgronin: They say the first thing to go is your mind. After that, it's... I don't remember... Link to comment
tryrar Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 (23:03:01) Sandman_XI: ok, i'm in a predicament (23:03:07) Electra: Mind Games post (23:03:35) Sandman_XI: i gave Knight and Momentum fish tails (23:03:49) Sandman_XI: not the problem (23:03:50) ChatBot: Aoiroo has been logged out (Timeout). (23:03:53) Electra: Erin is happy for action! Also, if any rebels see her, they will give the party a very wide berth and go change their pants! (23:04:09) Sandman_XI: that's the problem (23:04:16) rpgronin: "A four-letter word for fear is "Erin."" (23:04:16) Sandman_XI: fish dont wear pants (23:04:25) ChatBot: Morrow has been logged out (Timeout). (23:04:38) rpgronin: ... (23:04:41) Electra: Also, "Fear"! (23:04:47) rpgronin: I don't like where this is going... (23:05:09) Sandman_XI: so how are we supposed to jump out at this villain with no pants on? Link to comment
Gizmo Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 (00:04:55) Gizmo: ...Mark knows Trevor's dad isn't dead right? (00:05:49) ShaenTheBrain: Wish he'd hurry up with that. (00:06:01) AvengerAssembled: Right, but he's figured out they don't TALK. (00:06:05) AvengerAssembled: You know, like you're supposed to. (00:06:15) ShaenTheBrain: Well, he's dead to Trevor, at least? (00:06:31) Gizmo: Hahaha... (00:06:37) AvengerAssembled: Sometimes your dad just abandons you and goes to another dimension, then he tells you he doesn't love you enough to come back. (00:06:37) Electra: Mark doesn't really understand the difference between moved away and dead. (00:06:43) Electra: He's kind of like a toddler that way. (00:06:50) AvengerAssembled: Yeahh....yeah. (00:06:58) Gizmo: (00:07:07) AvengerAssembled: "Is your dad...on a farm?" (00:07:14) Electra: "OMG! I can't see them! They're GONE FOREVER!" (00:07:34) AvengerAssembled: And that's why Marcie doesn't wear sports bras. Link to comment
JackgarPrime Posted October 5, 2010 Share Posted October 5, 2010 (02:41:09) ShaenTheBrain: "(23:27:08) JackgarPrime: Americans love making fun of America." Only the ones that HATE AMERICA! (02:43:40) JackgarPrime: Shaen: Or the ones that love America so much that they feel comfortable sharing friendly jokes with Her! (02:44:30) ShaenTheBrain: ...Jack, why do you HATE AMERICA? (02:45:49) JackgarPrime: I LOVE AMERICA (02:45:55) JackgarPrime: EVERY NIGHT! (02:46:01) JackgarPrime: AND SOMETIMES RIGHT AFTER LUNCH! (02:46:31) JackgarPrime: AND EVEN FIRST THING IN THE MORNING IF I FEEL PARTICULARLY WELL RESTED! (02:46:41) tryrar facepalms Link to comment
Lone Star Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 (20:53:10) Angel: it just says you can demoralize an oppnent as a standard action (20:53:25) Angel: Wait (20:53:34) Angel: "You cannot demoralize a group." (20:53:36) Angel: (20:55:14) ex3lev3n: boo (20:55:30) JackgarPrime: What if you poop on the floor? (20:55:33) ex3lev3n: that's why you need Fearsome Presence... which we'll talk about later O_o (20:55:36) Fox: .... (20:55:39) JackgarPrime: I'm pretty sure that would demoralize a group (20:55:42) Fox: Charming, Jack. Charming. (20:56:11) JackgarPrime: Well? Am I wrong? (20:56:28) ex3lev3n: or, you could take a -5 on your check to make it a Move action, and use two Moves for your turn (20:57:20) Fox: Yes, yes you are. (20:57:31) JackgarPrime: I know if I was fighting someone and they pooped on the floor right there, I'd stop, drop my weapons and throw my hands in the air, yelling "That's it! I can't do this anymore!" (20:57:32) Fox: It's a little-known rule, but the moment you bring up pooping on floors, you're automatically wrong in all things. Forever. (20:58:20) Fox: If I was fighting someone and they pooped on the floor, I'd note they're obviously distracted, and take the opportunity to knock them out or kill them so they'd stop pooping. (20:58:36) Lone_Star: Heh. Link to comment
JackgarPrime Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 (01:47:12) ChatBot: Grotesque logs into the Chat. (01:47:12) Angel: HELLO FELLOW HUMAN! (01:47:28) Angel: HOW ARE YOU ON THIS VERY HUMAN DAY! (01:47:38) ex3lev3n: Don't look it in the eyes, Gro! (01:47:59) Grotesque averts his eyes... (01:48:23) Grotesque: okay now I can't see the screen to know why I'm averting my eyes... (01:49:23) Angel: INDEED MORTAL... I MEN FELLOW HUMAN! LOOK TO THE SCREEN! (01:49:24) JackgarPrime: GOOD! (01:49:34) JackgarPrime: KEEP IT THAT WAY (01:49:41) JackgarPrime: (quick, go through his pockets!) Link to comment
Fox Posted October 10, 2010 Share Posted October 10, 2010 (12:13:22) AvengerAssembled: And we know from the Silver Age book he was a closet Freedom Friends fan. (12:13:44) AvengerAssembled: pictures Duncan Summers hastily sweeping the action figures off his desk when students come in (12:14:15) rpgronin can just hear Duncan Summers making his own sound-effects now... (12:14:35) Fox is glad he wasn't the only one, ronin. (12:14:38) Raveled imagines the Big Man sitting in Parkside with a cardboard sign. "Will smell things 4 food." (12:14:45) AvengerAssembled: "Oh no, we're tied up with rubberbands by Dr. Stapler! Won't someone come save us!?!" "Yes, Lady Liberty and Siren, I, Raven, will..." sweep "Mr. Hunter. Good evening." (12:14:56) Derp: heh (12:15:32) Electra: Retirement can be a tough adjustment to make. (12:15:41) Ecalsneerg: Of course, when old man Hunter visits, he joins in (12:15:42) AvengerAssembled: And then when the student is gone: "You saved us! Mwa-mwa-mwa-mwa!" (12:15:53) Gizmo: Heh. (12:15:54) Raveled: "Did you see anything!?" "No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls!" (12:16:23) Gizmo: Travis' problem is he always wants to use real acid for the miniature death traps. (12:16:46) AvengerAssembled: He invited Rick once, but Rick slipped and said, "Yeah, I did this all the time when I was a kid! I've got a Jasmine Sin figure that...ohhh, you look mad. I'll just be going." Link to comment
Geez3r Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 (13:24:37) Geez3r: kay (13:24:43) Geez3r: also, there was an error on the sheet (13:25:07) Geez3r: someone hit the wrong button when adding up the point total apparently, after the edits are done, you have 123/127pp (13:25:46) Raveled blinks. (13:25:47) Raveled: YAY! (13:25:59) Raveled has... 16 skill ranks to spend! (13:26:09) Raveled: I might actually get her looking something like she should. (13:27:20) Ecalsneerg: Arrowhawk sez "Fat, sedimentary, and overly dependent on her armour"? (13:27:32) Raveled: Sedimentary? (13:27:35) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs into the Chat. (13:27:43) Raveled: Hey, AA. (13:27:46) AvengerAssembled: Hey all, just here momentarily. (13:28:16) ShaenTheBrain: If she was made of compressed layers of stone, what would she need armor for? (13:28:35) AvengerAssembled: To have some STYLE. (13:29:17) Raveled: AA> You should get on the STYLE patch. I hear it's pretty good these days. (13:29:27) Raveled: And you know what mainlining STYLE does to your hair. (13:29:49) Ecalsneerg: Sedimentary is a common expression also used to signify someone is like a rock (13:29:55) Ecalsneerg: i.e. grey, round and lumpy (13:29:56) Raveled: ? (13:30:06) ChatBot: Aoiroo has been logged out (Timeout). (13:30:12) Raveled: Ironclad is blond, tall, and thin. (13:30:38) AvengerAssembled: Sedentary? (13:30:47) ShaenTheBrain: Wow, Ecal. That's the best misspelling backpedal I've ever read. (13:30:53) Geez3r: heh (13:31:15) Ecalsneerg: (13:31:18) ShaenTheBrain: It was so well-executed, it made me almost believe that you didn't know that "sedentary" and "sedimentary" are in fact two distinct and different words. (13:31:31) ChatBot: Fox logs into the Chat. (13:31:39) Ecalsneerg: (13:31:45) Ecalsneerg: I know what I mean Link to comment
Dr Archeville Posted November 5, 2010 Share Posted November 5, 2010 Amusingly, a very similar joke was made recently in the comic strip Pickles, as seen here and here. Link to comment
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