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[EternalPhoenix]

It's a living being, and that'd be doing lethal damage. So...not really, no. But. This is zany silver age stuff. And a giant cauliflower monster. It'd be remiss of you not to eat a chunk. It is, after all, good for you.

[souffle_girl]

It was after said part had been cut away. And really, it's a giant cauliflower monster. I can't not eat it and piss off Miss N.

[souffle_girl]

"I'll make a salad out of you!"

Weirdest battlecry ever. I might keep it.

[EternalPhoenix]

Welp. It's the Sugarfree Alliance's turn to go, and while before they were battling stupidly, with their fearless leader fearlessly leading them, their tactics take an upgrade. Knowing Stronghold is beyond them, they all target Trailblazer instead. With their banana rifles, which are just stylized assault rifles, really. Blast 5 with autofire.

http://orokos.com/roll/235704

19 for number 1. Juuust missed.

http://orokos.com/roll/235705

6 for number 2. Wide to the side.

http://orokos.com/roll/235707

And number 3 keeps the pattern going with an 8.

The Nutritionist will continue to be all villainous mastermind-y and do not a blessed thing. The cauliflower monster, however, will attempt to snap those bonds of Stronghold's. So. Toughness check time. DC 31. Oh. that's...kind of impossible. But maybe it'll get a 20.

http://orokos.com/roll/235720

I don't believe it. Rolled a 20. 30 total. The snare has been damaged.

[EternalPhoenix]

Return of the chart.

The Nutritionist-Uninjured-Villain

Queenie-Uninjured-1 HP

Cauliflower Monster-1 Bruise and Entangled-Villain

Stronghold-Uninjured-2 HP (snare has 1 injury)

Trailblazer-Uninjured-1 HP

Sugarfree Alliance members 1, 2, & 3-Uninjured-Villain

horn, whenever you're ready.

[horngeek]

Stronghold things that the Trailblazer's doing pretty well, so she's going to layer a second Snare onto the Cauliflower Monster.  

 

1d20+10=19

 

Monster is Bound and Helpless if this one goes through, and the Snare gets +1 Toughness.  

[EternalPhoenix]

http://orokos.com/roll/235726

Only gets 11. Bound and helpless it is. post away, horn.

Edited December 3, 2014 by EternalPhoenix

[souffle_girl]

It's up to me again, right?

With the monster neutralized, Trailblazer will teleport behind Miss N and attack her this time, still with the sword.

 

1d20+9=23

[EternalPhoenix]

http://orokos.com/roll/237614

7. Well. That was awful. I'll give you an HP, soufflé, and reroll that.

http://orokos.com/roll/237615

8 isn't much better. Buuut it's like an HP reroll. So that's an 18, really. Bruised.

horn needs to post before you can, though. I'll wait for both posts before I have the other folks take action again.

Edited December 10, 2014 by EternalPhoenix

[EternalPhoenix]

soufflé, you may post when ready.