"Oh I keep..." Agnes stopped. What was she going to say? "I keep a diary" That sounded so juvenile. "I write some," she said.
"I wouldn't do that," she said making a funny face. "You'd sound like one of those ridiculous southern accents from old movies." Agnes put on her best Scarlett O'hara voice..."Oh look at me, I'm practically blushing! Dear me!"...and began fanning herself with her hand.