CollateralKid

Yeah that's honestly that's my favorite joke i've written...

Yeah that's honestly that's my favorite joke i've written...

...so yeah...Monday i'm off to audition for Last Comic Standing. I'm fairly confident I'll do a good job. Anyways here's a couple of my jokes I'm prolly gonna use... - If you're homeless you have to keep an eye on your box, cause if you arent careful some dude can just walk up, flatten it out and breakdance untop of it. That'd be a double whammy because now you're more homelesser AND you just got served. Homeless people are the only people that need to worry about somebody dancing on their homes. If some guy tried it at my place he'd fall on his ass cause i've been living in a tent. - I'm starting my own line of Kosher hot dogs. I'm calling them Anne Franks. The only thing is theyre gonna be REALLY hard to find in the grocery store....you have to look behind the couch. - If you're an orphan don't go to a mom and pop store. You'll just walk out dissapointed. - I have a stepladder because my real ladder ran away when i was 6. i dunno thats a couple of my one-liners..

...so yeah...Monday i'm off to audition for Last Comic Standing. I'm fairly confident I'll do a good job. Anyways here's a couple of my jokes I'm prolly gonna use... - If you're homeless you have to keep an eye on your box, cause if you arent careful some dude can just walk up, flatten it out and breakdance untop of it. That'd be a double whammy because now you're more homelesser AND you just got served. Homeless people are the only people that need to worry about somebody dancing on their homes. If some guy tried it at my place he'd fall on his ass cause i've been living in a tent. - I'm starting my own line of Kosher hot dogs. I'm calling them Anne Franks. The only thing is theyre gonna be REALLY hard to find in the grocery store....you have to look behind the couch. - If you're an orphan don't go to a mom and pop store. You'll just walk out dissapointed. - I have a stepladder because my real ladder ran away when i was 6. i dunno thats a couple of my one-liners..

...so yeah...Monday i'm off to audition for Last Comic Standing. I'm fairly confident I'll do a good job. Anyways here's a couple of my jokes I'm prolly gonna use... - If you're homeless you have to keep an eye on your box, cause if you arent careful some dude can just walk up, flatten it out and breakdance untop of it. That'd be a double whammy because now you're more homelesser AND you just got served. Homeless people are the only people that need to worry about somebody dancing on their homes. If some guy tried it at my place he'd fall on his ass cause i've been living in a tent. - I'm starting my own line of Kosher hot dogs. I'm calling them Anne Franks. The only thing is theyre gonna be REALLY hard to find in the grocery store....you have to look behind the couch. - If you're an orphan don't go to a mom and pop store. You'll just walk out dissapointed. - I have a stepladder because my real ladder ran away when i was 6. i dunno thats a couple of my one-liners..

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Collaterel is keeping his distance and continues blasting...

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Collaterel is keeping his distance and continues blasting...

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Collaterel is keeping his distance and continues blasting...

Collaterel hovers over the edge of the bridge.. "I hope that's not all you have..because i'm not done with you yet"... ....As he sees an opening to capitalize on the hero. His fists glow with energy and let loose another magnetic blast collecting all the debris that had not come along for the ride for the first time around. Civilians run around in panic while a few take pictures with cell phones when they have a chance. Collaterel enjoyed the attention..even if it was the bad kind.

Collaterel hovers over the edge of the bridge.. "I hope that's not all you have..because i'm not done with you yet"... ....As he sees an opening to capitalize on the hero. His fists glow with energy and let loose another magnetic blast collecting all the debris that had not come along for the ride for the first time around. Civilians run around in panic while a few take pictures with cell phones when they have a chance. Collaterel enjoyed the attention..even if it was the bad kind.

Collaterel hovers over the edge of the bridge.. "I hope that's not all you have..because i'm not done with you yet"... ....As he sees an opening to capitalize on the hero. His fists glow with energy and let loose another magnetic blast collecting all the debris that had not come along for the ride for the first time around. Civilians run around in panic while a few take pictures with cell phones when they have a chance. Collaterel enjoyed the attention..even if it was the bad kind.

Nah i just thought it was a good oppurtunity to try out a skill =/

Nah i just thought it was a good oppurtunity to try out a skill =/

Nah i just thought it was a good oppurtunity to try out a skill =/

With his force field taking the brunt of the earthen onslaught Collaterel manages to maintain his composure.. After getting a good look at the bloke who attacked him from the bridge he sends a magnetic blast his direction, gathering all kinds of debris along the way.

With his force field taking the brunt of the earthen onslaught Collaterel manages to maintain his composure.. After getting a good look at the bloke who attacked him from the bridge he sends a magnetic blast his direction, gathering all kinds of debris along the way.

With his force field taking the brunt of the earthen onslaught Collaterel manages to maintain his composure.. After getting a good look at the bloke who attacked him from the bridge he sends a magnetic blast his direction, gathering all kinds of debris along the way.

Allright Collaterel allready had his Impervious Force Field up as stated in the initial post reducing the save to a DC 18 (if i am correct) He rolled and made it barely with an 18. Collaterel will retaliate with a magnetic blast also getting an 18 (rolls are in the IC forum)

Allright Collaterel allready had his Impervious Force Field up as stated in the initial post reducing the save to a DC 18 (if i am correct) He rolled and made it barely with an 18. Collaterel will retaliate with a magnetic blast also getting an 18 (rolls are in the IC forum)

Allright Collaterel allready had his Impervious Force Field up as stated in the initial post reducing the save to a DC 18 (if i am correct) He rolled and made it barely with an 18. Collaterel will retaliate with a magnetic blast also getting an 18 (rolls are in the IC forum)

Liam looked bored while the little sprout spouted off at him... " Cute. I know who you are and you don't scare me. Hell, you're a reason people SHOULDN'T do cancer research. And since I no longer believe in this cause I will take my leave." Liam smirks at the kid, and gets a good glimpse of the brat's dad as he leaves.

Liam looked bored while the little sprout spouted off at him... " Cute. I know who you are and you don't scare me. Hell, you're a reason people SHOULDN'T do cancer research. And since I no longer believe in this cause I will take my leave." Liam smirks at the kid, and gets a good glimpse of the brat's dad as he leaves.

Liam looked bored while the little sprout spouted off at him... " Cute. I know who you are and you don't scare me. Hell, you're a reason people SHOULDN'T do cancer research. And since I no longer believe in this cause I will take my leave." Liam smirks at the kid, and gets a good glimpse of the brat's dad as he leaves.

Liam looked at Seth with an "Are you kidding me look"... "Listen kid...I know you have a vocabulary test coming up and you wanted to practice all your words, and good for you, but you don't know who you're talking to. It'd be in your best interest to shutup and backoff or I'll take that as a hint that you're looking for trouble. And such an astute observer of manners such as yourself I'm positive you don't want to cause such a scene" He said in a low tone and a very serious glare..

Liam looked at Seth with an "Are you kidding me look"... "Listen kid...I know you have a vocabulary test coming up and you wanted to practice all your words, and good for you, but you don't know who you're talking to. It'd be in your best interest to shutup and backoff or I'll take that as a hint that you're looking for trouble. And such an astute observer of manners such as yourself I'm positive you don't want to cause such a scene" He said in a low tone and a very serious glare..