Consolidated "Happy Birthday" Megathread

[Geez3r]

Happy Birthday!

[Raveled]

(20:40:58) Sandman_XI: or what shaen said

(20:41:08) ShaenTheBrain: Goddamned right "what Shaen said."

[Raveled]

(15:33:52) ShaenTheBrain: OK, Supercape, there's a stab at your Super-Senses query.

(15:34:45) ChatBot: Raveled logs into the Chat.

(15:34:49) Raveled dances like a white boy.

(15:34:51) ChatBot: Supercape has been logged out (Timeout).

Don't flee the knowledge, Cape!

[GoldenLantern]

It speaks for itself.

[Raveled]

(20:46:42) Dr_Archeville: Behind you!

(20:46:48) Raveled: Avenger?

(20:47:01) Raveled: No, wait. Avenger's always behind you...

(20:47:18) Raveled: Avenger and Divine with the ultimate hook-ups.

(20:47:29) Dr_Archeville: Avenger isn't on the Chat. Avenger is the Chart!

(20:47:32) Raveled: Good thing being dead or a demi-god eradicated STDs.

(20:47:43) Fox: Allies post, in which Dragonfly fails at being pithy.

(20:47:51) Dr_Archeville Dead Head says "Actually, you'd be surprised...."

(20:47:51) Raveled: Actually, Divine has about twice as many hook-ups. Even if she's not around anymore.

(20:47:52) Gizmo: Man, judging by the chart, if Avenger's behind you... y'know what? Nevermind.

(20:48:04) Raveled: Giz>

[Moira Morley]

REDUX!

[quotemyname]

HAPPY FRIGGEN BIRTHDAY!!!

[KnightDisciple]

I say old chap, why, happy birthday!

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(08:42:03) ChatBot: Gizmo logs into the Chat.

(08:42:39) Gizmo: Hey, folks.

(08:42:39) Ecalsneerg: CANADIAN

(08:42:50) Gizmo: SCOT

(08:43:08) Ecalsneerg: HIPSTER

(08:44:05) Gizmo: DRUNKARD?

(08:44:21) Ecalsneerg: APPLE EMPLOYEE

(08:44:47) Gizmo: MEAT VENDOR

(08:45:13) Ecalsneerg: WORTHLESS DEGREE

(08:45:34) Gizmo: MISSPENT YOUTH

(08:47:12) Ecalsneerg: OLD MAN

(08:47:45) Gizmo: ANGER ISSUES

(08:48:35) Ecalsneerg: PROZAC CRUNCHER

(09:00:29) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs into the Chat.

(09:00:35) AvengerAssembled: Hey all!

(09:00:39) AvengerAssembled: Happy Birthday, Ecal!

(09:01:32) Gizmo: HISTORY TEACHER ...wait, sorry, reflex.

[Raveled]

(15:28:00) Ecalsneerg: It's a much overlooked fact that Dr Archeville isn't ugly

(15:28:17) Ecalsneerg: He actually wanders around, hatless, with his long hair flowing like an L'Oreal advert

(15:28:19) Gizmo: He's the rock star of

(15:28:45) Ecalsneerg: "Because I'm vorth it!"

[Raveled]

(16:49:25) rpgronin: I noticed. I was posting and I got the "Hold on, cowboy! There's a new post thar fer yew to re'd!" message

(16:49:43) Carces:

(16:49:47) Raveled:

(16:49:57) Carces: Sorry 'bout that. Thought I'd move forward with introductions

(16:50:03) Raveled: You have the Cowboy style?

(16:50:34) rpgronin: I... don't really know why I added a vaguely south-western twist to that, but there you go.

(16:50:36) Carces: On a steel forum post he rides.

[tryrar]

(22:52:07) Gizmo: Trevor needs someone to set the chopper on fire so that, under cover of midnight mist, they just look like another bunch of falling debris.

(22:52:53) AvengerAssembled: Mark can do that on command.

(22:53:03) Fox isn't sure "set our transportation on fire and crash it into the ground" is usually a good plan.

(22:53:13) Gizmo: Yeah, but Mark can do anything on command.

(22:53:19) Fox Dragonfly makes a note to get her wings working before she ever goes anywhere with Trevor.

(22:53:23) AvengerAssembled: That's what...well.

(22:53:26) Gizmo: It's a great plan!

(22:53:49) rpgronin: ... until it backfires!

[tryrar]

ShaenTheBrain: "(11:01:39) tryrar: but as I've said, I'm not a rules guy" Did somebody say "Rules Guy?"

(13:07:25) ChatBot: ShaenTheBrain has been logged out (Timeout).

(13:07:34) Raveled: ?

(13:07:35) ChatBot: ShaenTheBrain logs into the Chat.

(13:08:10) KnightDisciple: Apparently the chat didn't want a Rules Guy around.

(13:09:06) KnightDisciple ducks for cover.

(13:09:15) Ecalsneerg: Run

(13:09:18) Raveled hits KD low.

(13:09:24) Ecalsneerg: Shaen's gonna go mental with the paragraphs

(13:09:36) Fox: Shaen and Sorus are the only two forces in the universe that can cause ChatBot the emotion known as 'fear'.

(13:09:41) Ecalsneerg: I'll try to stall him, but I can't hold him forever

(13:10:17) Ecalsneerg: YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!

(13:10:27) Ecalsneerg shoots Shaen in the kneecap with a .45

(13:10:54) KnightDisciple glances around desperately. Sees a convenient F-22 just sitting there ready to take off. "See ya!"

(13:12:12) SaintDharma32: Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.

[Fox]

(19:36:20) AvengerAssembled: See, Anime pics don't bother me.

(19:36:27) AvengerAssembled: It's if your character concept was those three girls.

(19:36:33) AvengerAssembled: Who all combine to form one giant adult catgirl.

(19:36:39) AvengerAssembled: With huge breasts and a miniskirt

(19:36:44) AvengerAssembled: Who is still secretly 14

(19:36:51) AvengerAssembled: That I forever.

(19:37:01) JackgarPrime: I have the faintest memory of once coming across something like that

(19:37:10) JackgarPrime: As in, I think there actually is such a show

(19:37:13) tryrar: ....doesn't ring a belll

(19:37:16) AvengerAssembled: You think I exaggerate? Gaze into the face of the X-Vault!

(19:37:23) AvengerAssembled: If you dare!

[tryrar]

(20:00:31) JackgarPrime: A DEVICE WITH DEVICE RANKS!

(20:00:41) ShaenTheBrain slaps JackgarPrime across the face, hard

(20:00:59) JackgarPrime: BUT WE MUST DO THIS FOR

(20:01:07) Gizmo: Heh, you didn't loose the gun, but they disarmed your ammo?

(20:01:13) ShaenTheBrain hits JackgarPrime with a rolled-up newspaper.

(20:01:19) ShaenTheBrain: No! No!

(20:01:28) Fox: Ooh! Ooh! Jackgar: We can make an array of arrays full of devices that contain devices!

(20:01:44) ShaenTheBrain holds Fox's face underwater until the bubbles stop

(20:01:53) Gizmo: Any they grant Alternate Form arrays!

(20:02:04) ShaenTheBrain murders Gizmo's family

(20:02:12) JackgarPrime: ITC

(20:02:21) Gizmo: ...this seems disproportionate.

(20:02:28) trollthumper: YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ARRAYS, SO I CAN PUT A DEVICE IN YOUR ARRAY SO YOU CAN USE A DEVICE WHEN YOU ARRAY

(20:02:32) KnightDisciple:

(20:02:35) ShaenTheBrain falls out of his chair laughing at Jackgar's linnk

(20:03:03) Aoiroo: That's actually illegal in Minnesota.

Edited and expanded at request

[tryrar]

(22:35:20) rpgronin: Evenin', Arichamus.

(22:35:29) tryrar: ...he left

(22:35:36) AvengerAssembled: Did he?

(22:35:39) AvengerAssembled: Did he!?

(22:35:41) rpgronin: Hrm. So he did.

(22:35:41) AvengerAssembled: Wait, he did.

(22:35:52) rpgronin: I'm getting old! And senile!

(22:36:08) rpgronin: They say the first thing to go is your mind. After that, it's... I don't remember...

[tryrar]

(23:03:01) Sandman_XI: ok, i'm in a predicament

(23:03:07) Electra: Mind Games post

(23:03:35) Sandman_XI: i gave Knight and Momentum fish tails

(23:03:49) Sandman_XI: not the problem

(23:03:50) ChatBot: Aoiroo has been logged out (Timeout).

(23:03:53) Electra: Erin is happy for action! Also, if any rebels see her, they will give the party a very wide berth and go change their pants!

(23:04:09) Sandman_XI: that's the problem

(23:04:16) rpgronin: "A four-letter word for fear is "Erin.""

(23:04:16) Sandman_XI: fish dont wear pants

(23:04:25) ChatBot: Morrow has been logged out (Timeout).

(23:04:38) rpgronin: ...

(23:04:41) Electra: Also, "Fear"!

(23:04:47) rpgronin: I don't like where this is going...

(23:05:09) Sandman_XI: so how are we supposed to jump out at this villain with no pants on?

[Gizmo]

(00:04:55) Gizmo: ...Mark knows Trevor's dad isn't dead right?

(00:05:49) ShaenTheBrain: Wish he'd hurry up with that.

(00:06:01) AvengerAssembled: Right, but he's figured out they don't TALK.

(00:06:05) AvengerAssembled: You know, like you're supposed to.

(00:06:15) ShaenTheBrain: Well, he's dead to Trevor, at least?

(00:06:31) Gizmo: Hahaha...

(00:06:37) AvengerAssembled: Sometimes your dad just abandons you and goes to another dimension, then he tells you he doesn't love you enough to come back.

(00:06:37) Electra: Mark doesn't really understand the difference between moved away and dead.

(00:06:43) Electra: He's kind of like a toddler that way.

(00:06:50) AvengerAssembled: Yeahh....yeah.

(00:06:58) Gizmo:

(00:07:07) AvengerAssembled: "Is your dad...on a farm?"

(00:07:14) Electra: "OMG! I can't see them! They're GONE FOREVER!"

(00:07:34) AvengerAssembled: And that's why Marcie doesn't wear sports bras.

[JackgarPrime]

(02:41:09) ShaenTheBrain: "(23:27:08) JackgarPrime: Americans love making fun of America." Only the ones that HATE AMERICA!

(02:43:40) JackgarPrime: Shaen: Or the ones that love America so much that they feel comfortable sharing friendly jokes with Her!

(02:44:30) ShaenTheBrain: ...Jack, why do you HATE AMERICA?

(02:45:49) JackgarPrime: I LOVE AMERICA

(02:45:55) JackgarPrime: EVERY NIGHT!

(02:46:01) JackgarPrime: AND SOMETIMES RIGHT AFTER LUNCH!

(02:46:31) JackgarPrime: AND EVEN FIRST THING IN THE MORNING IF I FEEL PARTICULARLY WELL RESTED!

(02:46:41) tryrar facepalms

[Lone Star]

(20:53:10) Angel: it just says you can demoralize an oppnent as a standard action

(20:53:25) Angel: Wait

(20:53:34) Angel: "You cannot demoralize a group."

(20:53:36) Angel:

(20:55:14) ex3lev3n: boo

(20:55:30) JackgarPrime: What if you poop on the floor?

(20:55:33) ex3lev3n: that's why you need Fearsome Presence... which we'll talk about later O_o

(20:55:36) Fox: ....

(20:55:39) JackgarPrime: I'm pretty sure that would demoralize a group

(20:55:42) Fox: Charming, Jack. Charming.

(20:56:11) JackgarPrime: Well? Am I wrong?

(20:56:28) ex3lev3n: or, you could take a -5 on your check to make it a Move action, and use two Moves for your turn

(20:57:20) Fox: Yes, yes you are.

(20:57:31) JackgarPrime: I know if I was fighting someone and they pooped on the floor right there, I'd stop, drop my weapons and throw my hands in the air, yelling "That's it! I can't do this anymore!"

(20:57:32) Fox: It's a little-known rule, but the moment you bring up pooping on floors, you're automatically wrong in all things. Forever.

(20:58:20) Fox: If I was fighting someone and they pooped on the floor, I'd note they're obviously distracted, and take the opportunity to knock them out or kill them so they'd stop pooping.

(20:58:36) Lone_Star:

Heh.

[JackgarPrime]

(01:47:12) ChatBot: Grotesque logs into the Chat.

(01:47:12) Angel: HELLO FELLOW HUMAN!

(01:47:28) Angel: HOW ARE YOU ON THIS VERY HUMAN DAY!

(01:47:38) ex3lev3n: Don't look it in the eyes, Gro!

(01:47:59) Grotesque averts his eyes...

(01:48:23) Grotesque: okay now I can't see the screen to know why I'm averting my eyes...

(01:49:23) Angel: INDEED MORTAL... I MEN FELLOW HUMAN! LOOK TO THE SCREEN!

(01:49:24) JackgarPrime: GOOD!

(01:49:34) JackgarPrime: KEEP IT THAT WAY

(01:49:41) JackgarPrime: (quick, go through his pockets!)

[Fox]

(12:13:22) AvengerAssembled: And we know from the Silver Age book he was a closet Freedom Friends fan.

(12:13:44) AvengerAssembled: pictures Duncan Summers hastily sweeping the action figures off his desk when students come in

(12:14:15) rpgronin can just hear Duncan Summers making his own sound-effects now...

(12:14:35) Fox is glad he wasn't the only one, ronin.

(12:14:38) Raveled imagines the Big Man sitting in Parkside with a cardboard sign. "Will smell things 4 food."

(12:14:45) AvengerAssembled: "Oh no, we're tied up with rubberbands by Dr. Stapler! Won't someone come save us!?!" "Yes, Lady Liberty and Siren, I, Raven, will..." sweep "Mr. Hunter. Good evening."

(12:14:56) Derp: heh

(12:15:32) Electra: Retirement can be a tough adjustment to make.

(12:15:41) Ecalsneerg: Of course, when old man Hunter visits, he joins in

(12:15:42) AvengerAssembled: And then when the student is gone: "You saved us! Mwa-mwa-mwa-mwa!"

(12:15:53) Gizmo: Heh.

(12:15:54) Raveled: "Did you see anything!?" "No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls!"

(12:16:23) Gizmo: Travis' problem is he always wants to use real acid for the miniature death traps.

(12:16:46) AvengerAssembled: He invited Rick once, but Rick slipped and said, "Yeah, I did this all the time when I was a kid! I've got a Jasmine Sin figure that...ohhh, you look mad. I'll just be going."

[Geez3r]

(13:24:37) Geez3r: kay

(13:24:43) Geez3r: also, there was an error on the sheet

(13:25:07) Geez3r: someone hit the wrong button when adding up the point total apparently, after the edits are done, you have 123/127pp

(13:25:46) Raveled blinks.

(13:25:47) Raveled: YAY!

(13:25:59) Raveled has... 16 skill ranks to spend!

(13:26:09) Raveled: I might actually get her looking something like she should.

(13:27:20) Ecalsneerg: Arrowhawk sez "Fat, sedimentary, and overly dependent on her armour"?

(13:27:32) Raveled: Sedimentary?

(13:27:35) ChatBot: AvengerAssembled logs into the Chat.

(13:27:43) Raveled: Hey, AA.

(13:27:46) AvengerAssembled: Hey all, just here momentarily.

(13:28:16) ShaenTheBrain: If she was made of compressed layers of stone, what would she need armor for?

(13:28:35) AvengerAssembled: To have some STYLE.

(13:29:17) Raveled: AA> You should get on the STYLE patch. I hear it's pretty good these days.

(13:29:27) Raveled: And you know what mainlining STYLE does to your hair.

(13:29:49) Ecalsneerg: Sedimentary is a common expression also used to signify someone is like a rock

(13:29:55) Ecalsneerg: i.e. grey, round and lumpy

(13:29:56) Raveled: ?

(13:30:06) ChatBot: Aoiroo has been logged out (Timeout).

(13:30:12) Raveled: Ironclad is blond, tall, and thin.

(13:30:38) AvengerAssembled: Sedentary?

(13:30:47) ShaenTheBrain: Wow, Ecal. That's the best misspelling backpedal I've ever read.

(13:30:53) Geez3r: heh

(13:31:15) Ecalsneerg:

(13:31:18) ShaenTheBrain: It was so well-executed, it made me almost believe that you didn't know that "sedentary" and "sedimentary" are in fact two distinct and different words.

(13:31:31) ChatBot: Fox logs into the Chat.

(13:31:39) Ecalsneerg:

(13:31:45) Ecalsneerg: I know what I mean

[Dr Archeville]

Amusingly, a very similar joke was made recently in the comic strip Pickles, as seen here and here.