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It's the health nuts that put you where you are. You were a health nut, you had diet plans, and look where that got you.

I just did what I do best... I took your little diet plan and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this city with a few drums of oil and a couple of french fries. Hmm? See, nobody panics when meals go according to their diet plan, even if the plan is horrifying. If I tell the press that, say, some goat cheese will be served over romaine lettuce, or home-baked whole grain bread, nobody panics, because it's all... part of the plan... but when I say one little old beef patty will be served with bacon and cheese... WELL THEN EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS!

Introduce a little gluttony. Upset the customer's order, and everything becomes chaos.

And y'know the thing about chaos?

It's DELICIOUS!

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